I am a hardy, strong cracker looking for an appetizing job. My foundation is firm and I can carry a full load. I don’t break easily under pressure and my personality isn’t over-powering. I am really seeking more of a supporting role, rather than being the main attraction.
I do work well one on one but I do much better in a job that requires teamwork. I have been known to snap under pressure and even if I should crumble in some circumstances, I am confident that you will find me pleasurable. If you run a check on me you will find that I come from pretty seedy background.
At times I have been known to go a little nuts but I have what it takes to hold myself together. So, please, give me a chance, put me on the payroll!